Asphyxiation Sensation

With their side of the scoreboard smoking

I thought the Giants were joking

After that terrible punt

And runback stunt

Now that's major-league choking.

Agony of the Feet

With his season about to shatter

And reporters all up in a clatter

Rex said with conceit,

"Regarding the feet,

That's a personal matter."

by Dr. S.

Couture Commentary

Cardinals are red,
Giants are blue,
Cleveland's helmets are ugly,
The Dolphins jerseys are too!

by Geoff

Ryan's Receiver Rhyme

Lined up against the defense on Sunday
What did the quarterback just say?
Running fast for the ball,
but through my hands I watch it fall
90,000 home fans shout Yay!

- by Ryan

the telestrator is in
circle me we need a win

cable cam hit the ground
Wendel played the wrong song

yellow line the worst I have ever seen
production yelling at the screen

live TV the way it ought to be
in four hours I'll be in 4C

Faith is on 88
SNF is going to be great

 

- by Lee

The Deep End of the Pool

With every clean and perfect sheet
I circle those that can't be beat

But Sunday comes and with each game
I lose my chance at dough and fame

I've studied hard to make my picks
and even tried some expert tricks

but week by week my standings drop
my football pool is now a flop

by Tonya Rizzo 

Hut, Hut, Haiku

Pigskin, oh pigskin
how I love to kick your hide.
Do you deserve it?

by Neal Rogers

Winter's Lament

The end of the season draws near

Brain cells are fried I fear

just look at this site

it's a bit of a fright

Let's look forward to starting next year

by Kay Shay

Having A Ball

All sports i must expound

must have a ball that is round

whether batting or bowling

always a round ball rolling

unless you need a touchdown

by Nipsy

Prose For The Pros

With salaries not to their like

NFL players threaten to strike

Despite all your fame

If you won't play your game

You should just take a hike

by Anonymous

Fallen Falcon, Exalted Eagle

The Philly QB Michael Vick

Considered by some to be sick

Went from shocking and drowning

To constant first-downing

And today rarely throws a pick

by Maggie

Look high in the sky
The ducks and the war eagle are about to fly
To Phoenix Arizona they'll go
To play in the BCS national championship bowl

by Heather V.

A player once worshiped in sects

Errantly dabbled in texts

Seemingly upset

But frankly said Brett

"Those aren't texts, they're sexts"

by Homer

From a land where it's cold and the fans love their cheese

Came a man with a knack, to always please

Tired, so retired, undecided he is

If retired he stayed, we might have missed his

by J on P

A Hard-Hitting Limerick

The league has begun to dread

contact that's head to head

keep it in mind

or you'll be paying a fine

And soon you'll be in the red.

by Wendel

A Poem About a Raven ;)

There once was a man named Oher
whose family was very poor
his body is wide
he protects the blind side
his family suffers no more!

by Geoff

While getting up off the grass

In a game too tough for a lass

I begged my Q-B

With sincerity

"Please stop patting my ass"

by Anonymous

Prose About the Pros

You play a kid's game for work
stardom and fame are a perk
the pay is great
it keeps off the weight
who cares if your boss is a jerk?

by Geoff

A Haiku About Kick Returning

a fair catch signal
unnoticed by the defense
ouch, that really hurt

by Wendel